Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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