Do vagina's smell?
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i love accidental penises.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?