When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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so we'll have you in a mental hospital and the sham-wow guy in jail. what other forms on confinement are there that we need infomercials to cover...
What kind of vegetables do you chop?
Love the Slap -n- Chop!! Just don't pretend you're using the "free w/purchase" Super Grady.
Don't the onions make you cry? They make everybody cry
4-5 seconds its done!
You'll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop!
the slap chop......so when you cum do you clean up with a shamwow?
Freddacini, Linguine, Martini, Bikini
cock shot. you tube it.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!!!
So you're the hoe that got Vince arrested?
DAMNIT. Everyone beat me to the shit I was going to say.
no disorder, just a grammar mistake :P
And use the shamwow to hold up to 20 times its own weight in your seman! (Youtube scamnow parody dub..its the funniest shit ever!) "Oh I can't eat another bite or I'll barf!"
Well at least vegetables are healthy.