When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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so we'll have you in a mental hospital and the sham-wow guy in jail. what other forms on confinement are there that we need infomercials to cover...
What kind of vegetables do you chop?
Love the Slap -n- Chop!! Just don't pretend you're using the "free w/purchase" Super Grady.
Freddacini, Linguine, Martini, Bikini
4-5 seconds its done!
the slap chop......so when you cum do you clean up with a shamwow?
Don't the onions make you cry? They make everybody cry
You'll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop!
cock shot. you tube it.
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!!!
So you're the hoe that got Vince arrested?
DAMNIT. Everyone beat me to the shit I was going to say.
no disorder, just a grammar mistake :P
And use the shamwow to hold up to 20 times its own weight in your seman! (Youtube scamnow parody dub..its the funniest shit ever!) "Oh I can't eat another bite or I'll barf!"
Well at least vegetables are healthy.