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  • 63 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:00pm

    so we'll have you in a mental hospital and the sham-wow guy in jail. what other forms on confinement are there that we need infomercials to cover...

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:23am

    Don't the onions make you cry? They make everybody cry

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:13pm

    You'll be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop!

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:59pm

    4-5 seconds its done!

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:53pm

    the slap chop......so when you cum do you clean up with a shamwow?

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:54pm

    So you're the hoe that got Vince arrested?

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:26pm

    YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!!!

  • 50 37
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 11:32pm

    What kind of vegetables do you chop?

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:05am

    Freddacini, Linguine, Martini, Bikini

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:47pm

    DAMNIT. Everyone beat me to the shit I was going to say.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:27pm

    Love the Slap -n- Chop!! Just don't pretend you're using the "free w/purchase" Super Grady.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:09pm

    cock shot. you tube it.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:50pm

    And use the shamwow to hold up to 20 times its own weight in your seman! (Youtube scamnow parody dub..its the funniest shit ever!) "Oh I can't eat another bite or I'll barf!"

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 9:48am

    Well at least vegetables are healthy.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:48pm

    no disorder, just a grammar mistake :P

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:21pm

    hahahahahaahahhahahahahahahah