Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
please come you make the beer taste better