I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them