All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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operation harelip BJ is a go
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day