I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming