brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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