Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
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so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?