I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.