so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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He had one of those small greek statue penises
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
high people should be assigned attendants
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars