New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."