Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
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You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?