I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha