When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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