while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's just like the Real World with babies
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge