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  • you need a booty call who is a serial axe murderer and takes care of ur existance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:02am
  • How about not having a boyfriend if you'd rather fuck others anyway? WHORE! DIRTY SKANKY CHEAP TRASH WHORE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:09am
  • definantley always open for a booty call if your not a dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:16pm
  • It says I can only like it once. But hell yeah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:22am
  • 633 (3) You be dumb as a door knob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:35am
  • Once a cheater always a cheater

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:00am
  • Dear OP. If monogamy is not for you, go for open relationships. Put on your big kid pants and be an adult, not a snotty nosed high school brat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:10am
  • Here's an idea, how about stick to just the boyfriend!!! Unless you're looking to ultimately get fucked over in the end, of course.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:26am
  • What you need is to not be a cheating whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:25am
  • I'm with 6:42. SALTY?? wtf???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:00am
  • stop being a whore, how's that for a novel idea?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Yup, you are a first class "fucking whore". Go die you conniving bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:03am
  • U give blow jobs I'm down to hang out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 7:14am
  • 6:33 (1) im sorry but who the fuck call someone salty? that's just "dumb as a box of rocks" bahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:42am
  • fuckin whore. i hope your boyfriend dumps you tomorrow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:48pm
  • ))<>(( Back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:18am
  • you need to not be an enormous whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Let's be honest.. You're probably ugly and slutty. WHO WANTS YOU?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:48am
  • I want to be inside of you, whoever posted this. I live in the area. Let's make it happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:13am
  • Hi Daniel, Allan here... not Allen btw... I'm from my mom's vag... you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:38am
  • maybe 6:33 (3) just agreed with 6:26. I think 6:33 (1) and 6:35 are dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:39am
  • So, this one time, I dated a chick, and I found out she was someone else's booty call because I walked in on them. Turns out, she didn't always use my house, but it wasn't the first time. Needless to say, I beat that asshole to a bloody pulp, fucked her best friend, AND got her next boyfriend to cheat on her. Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:28pm
  • 6:44, you are awesome. You wrote some funny shit. Totally with ya'!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Pretty sure that's a dude. Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:08am
  • Shit girl me too!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Damn WTF is everyone tearing into her over? She just wants some no strings attached good dick that will come over whenever she needs it.

    Submitted by jmcwalk on May 19, 10 at 11:15am
  • I don't know any of those people... I Win!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:24pm
  • 626 is SALTY! A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:33am
  • Lmao! If only they knew the situation you were in! -b

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:15am
  • This has happened to me. I was like "don't you have a boyfriend?" She was just like "We aren't going to worry about that." Haha. Works for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:18am
  • 8:10 AM +1 Open relationship is awesome, much better than lying to someone you like. Unless getting cut and feeling cheap makes you excited.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:23pm
  • try his bestfriend that way niether of you will tell ur boyfirend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Stupid slut. How about grow the ovaries to tell uor boyfriend you're a cowardly whore? You would rather hurt him than dump him. Kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:44pm
  • This is exactly what i need.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:41pm
  • You probably smell like a colostomy bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Fuck it fuck everyone who cares make that pussy look like meatloaf with a m80 in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:29am
  • Me! Teapot needs some love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Tart it up, chick...Tart it up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:01pm
  • i'm always down for a girl with a boyfriend.. less work for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:44am