just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic