just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Life is so much better after having sex.
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i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.