Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
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Whod you bang
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
your parents love me but you hate me
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Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
is your mom at the bar?
Cold hands, warm shart.
Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
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Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we're blogging at a bar