i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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