I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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Modesto makes me so proud
I would have done the same thing cause you're prolly a D-bag.
that's 209 for you, the cops are staright up ass-wholes.
You treat getting arrested like an everyday casual thing to do. You should make better decisions.
Hahaha Sucks for you, Suckass OP!
And then fucked you up the ass
Haha! Happy fucking birthday, OP!
Never been arrested and can't say that I fo anything to get arrested for sooooo?? Why wud this b a casual thing?
Hell yeah! That's the 209 for ya :)
Happy birthday. But I call fake.
Sounds like Merced!! Haha totally would happen here!
Tito says why your uncle arrest you for boning your auntie
That was my last birthday too!
You should be arrested for your poor spelling....
10:57, getting arrested these days is a casual thing to do. Suck it up, buttercup.
Haha, I bet you're from Stockton.
People get arrested all day, everyday. Just be glad your not one of them.
It wasn't until after I offered to blow him that it became a felony
My roomate had the exact same thing happen to her. They even sang happy birthday to her at the jail.
Sounds like Escalon…
Thanks for the Life Lesson
I will work on being a better person
It's hard though....I only have one Testicle....
ugh this has got to be in tracy or stockton...the cops are only out to make money.fkn assholes
Let's tfln users moderate texts!! Admins are ruining this site with fake texts!! Post this on all tflns if yo agree!!
What'd you do beat off a dog in public
Was that before or after you blew him?
Jackass, you fuckin deserved that one
4:11 your isn't a word it's you're stupid fuck
Illiterate gramar Nazi
Hahaha, 11:39, your is too a word. Your is the possessive form of you. For example, your cell phone. You're is you and are put together, such as, you're stupid.
Why do ppl think police shud give assholes a break 999/1000 reasons u got pulled over or detained is becase u did something wrong
Of course I did leave the 1 time for all the bad cops out there ;-)
Cops are douchebags.... First!
I wish he would have tasered you and billy-clubed you over the head. The world needs less idiots.