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  • 92 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:28pm

    Modesto makes me so proud

  • 81 76
    Submitted by megggan on Jan 17, 10 at 12:26am

    that's 209 for you, the cops are staright up ass-wholes.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:44am

    And then fucked you up the ass

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Ryann on Aug 10, 10 at 4:53am

    Sounds like Merced!! Haha totally would happen here!

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:18pm

    Tito says why your uncle arrest you for boning your auntie

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:43am

    Hahaha Sucks for you, Suckass OP!

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:31am

    I would have done the same thing cause you're prolly a D-bag.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:11pm

    You should be arrested for your poor spelling....

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:49pm

    Never been arrested and can't say that I fo anything to get arrested for sooooo?? Why wud this b a casual thing?

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:34am

    10:57, getting arrested these days is a casual thing to do. Suck it up, buttercup.

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:27am

    Happy birthday. But I call fake.

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:04pm

    Haha, I bet you're from Stockton.

  • 80 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:53pm

    That was my last birthday too!

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:21am

    Haha! Happy fucking birthday, OP!

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:35am

    People get arrested all day, everyday. Just be glad your not one of them.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:39pm

    4:11 your isn't a word it's you're stupid fuck Illiterate gramar Nazi

    • 71 95
      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Jan 12, 10 at 11:53pm

      Hahaha, 11:39, your is too a word. Your is the possessive form of you. For example, your cell phone. You're is you and are put together, such as, you're stupid.

  • 78 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:57am

    You treat getting arrested like an everyday casual thing to do. You should make better decisions. --Locke

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:53am

    Let's tfln users moderate texts!! Admins are ruining this site with fake texts!! Post this on all tflns if yo agree!! --The Admiral

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:13pm

    What'd you do beat off a dog in public

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:25am

    ugh this has got to be in tracy or stockton...the cops are only out to make money.fkn assholes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:21am

    Cops are douchebags.... First!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:45am

    My roomate had the exact same thing happen to her. They even sang happy birthday to her at the jail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:24am

    10:57 Thanks for the Life Lesson I will work on being a better person It's hard though....I only have one Testicle....

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:01am

    I wish he would have tasered you and billy-clubed you over the head. The world needs less idiots.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:56am

    Hell yeah! That's the 209 for ya :)

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:13am

    Jackass, you fuckin deserved that one

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:35am

    Was that before or after you blew him?

  • 52 69
    Submitted by blabbermouth on Feb 5, 11 at 11:30pm

    It wasn't until after I offered to blow him that it became a felony

  • 43 55
    Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 4, 11 at 9:36pm

    Sounds like Escalon…

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:24am

    Why do ppl think police shud give assholes a break 999/1000 reasons u got pulled over or detained is becase u did something wrong Of course I did leave the 1 time for all the bad cops out there ;-)