but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game