it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number