She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.