You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable