it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.