if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Send us your Text From Last Night!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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