last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...