No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand