What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.