we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Send us your Text From Last Night!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything