Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night