that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.