So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?