Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog