he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa