the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...