This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Send us your Text From Last Night!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?