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Even my vagina gasped.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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