She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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