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(613): View more from Ontario

Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.

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(613): Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night. http://tfl.nu/w938

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(770): View more from Georgia

ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.

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(770): ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you. http://tfl.nu/3bx1

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?

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(978): so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call? http://tfl.nu/91ao

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?

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Eco-friendly.

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(515): I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly? (1-515): Eco-friendly. http://tfl.nu/yssm

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(407): View more from Florida

mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.

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(407): mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad. http://tfl.nu/ifx0

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(540): View more from Virginia

birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex

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I'm on my period, period, period

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(540): birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex (703): I'm on my period, period, period http://tfl.nu/vsrk

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(949): View more from California

just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.

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(949): just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name. http://tfl.nu/0fqx

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people

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(203): I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people http://tfl.nu/sj5w

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Her vagina smelled like bad decisions

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(704): Her vagina smelled like bad decisions http://tfl.nu/m5j1

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?

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(508): she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution? http://tfl.nu/2bly

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.

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(405): defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far. http://tfl.nu/t2l0

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China

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(617): Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China http://tfl.nu/t41x

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(917): View more from New York City

Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?

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(917): Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage? http://tfl.nu/cpvo

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(732): View more from New Jersey

She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.

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(732): She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS. http://tfl.nu/97yj

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

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(717): He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping. http://tfl.nu/p29z

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