I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.