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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.

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(513): you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that. http://tfl.nu/6e0s

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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol

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(330): So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol http://tfl.nu/6yav

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(319): View more from Iowa

Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.

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(319): Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know. http://tfl.nu/c989

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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?

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(201): so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA? http://tfl.nu/qz9z

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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

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(602): and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time" http://tfl.nu/r7we

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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.

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(334): Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama. http://tfl.nu/24qa

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Farmville is her only friend.

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(847): Farmville is her only friend. http://tfl.nu/6s8i

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smell my finger.

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(612): smell my finger. http://tfl.nu/i0ta

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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar

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I think you broke the trashy scale

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(716): On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar (1-716): I think you broke the trashy scale http://tfl.nu/ebyr

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(407): View more from Florida

Me and my dog bond so much when im high.

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(407): Me and my dog bond so much when im high. http://tfl.nu/9nf2

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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.

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(904): i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night. http://tfl.nu/xd4f

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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse

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(754): you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse http://tfl.nu/okem

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how was your night?

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well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?

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(609): how was your night? (212): well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was? http://tfl.nu/mtku

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He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!

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(712): He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!! http://tfl.nu/bjv4

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And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.

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(+26): And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores. http://tfl.nu/l5oq

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