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(518): View more from New York

i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.

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(518): i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage. http://tfl.nu/gxvx

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There is no way he is gay with that hair.

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(617): There is no way he is gay with that hair. http://tfl.nu/3fbq

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(586): View more from Michigan

Everything we own is covered in grass and KY

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(586): Everything we own is covered in grass and KY http://tfl.nu/ze0f

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.

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(601): I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water. http://tfl.nu/8w2r

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(646): View more from New York

You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....

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(646): You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing.... http://tfl.nu/xrxl

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting

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(902): yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting http://tfl.nu/sy3h

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.

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(715): He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat. http://tfl.nu/ain9

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(727): View more from Florida

I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.

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(727): I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was. http://tfl.nu/ul38

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(864): View more from South Carolina

If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would

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(864): If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would http://tfl.nu/rekg

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.

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(402): I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska. http://tfl.nu/x618

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(703): View more from Virginia

just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.

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(703): just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator. http://tfl.nu/c4j4

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.

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(612): Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery. http://tfl.nu/hvee

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(925): View more from California

GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.

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Wtf it's a Friday night?

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PRIORITIZE.

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(925): GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007. (1-925): Wtf it's a Friday night? (925): PRIORITIZE. http://tfl.nu/9mpa

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(856): View more from New Jersey

take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.

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(856): take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month. http://tfl.nu/ebzl

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(650): View more from California

It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases

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(650): It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases http://tfl.nu/zsan

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