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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.

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(440): i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends. http://tfl.nu/xfyh

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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.

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(706): lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand. http://tfl.nu/av0q

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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".

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(317): he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it". http://tfl.nu/vthr

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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.

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(631): i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to. http://tfl.nu/8bc1

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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.

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(732): he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant. http://tfl.nu/xvk7

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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?

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(316): Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter? http://tfl.nu/61dy

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Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?

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Umm..who the fuck is this?

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Oh shit

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(781): Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them? (617): Umm..who the fuck is this? (781): Oh shit http://tfl.nu/ik4c

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did you hook up at the wedding?

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No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.

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(540): did you hook up at the wedding? (1-540): No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth. http://tfl.nu/7cxn

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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

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i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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(513): sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does (513): i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play http://tfl.nu/pxmv

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Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.

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(630): Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself. http://tfl.nu/qlu7

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WISH UPON A TAMPON

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They constantly get farther than me.

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tampons.

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(917): WISH UPON A TAMPON (718): They constantly get farther than me. (718): tampons. http://tfl.nu/tcn2

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hows the new call of duty?

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I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.

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(207): hows the new call of duty? (1-207): I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome. http://tfl.nu/zewm

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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.

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(762): Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please. http://tfl.nu/mnuz

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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck

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(562): about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck http://tfl.nu/779f

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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.

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(716): I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad. http://tfl.nu/80p7

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