no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.