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I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.

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(415): I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made. http://tfl.nu/o1d2

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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.

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(916): My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded. http://tfl.nu/57ez

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he said he didn't have a condom.

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and you said?

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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. http://tfl.nu/4u76

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.

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It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.

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He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.

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(216): I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself. (1-216): It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you. (216): He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry. http://tfl.nu/dfyj

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned

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(973): My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned http://tfl.nu/s0bf

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Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?

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(301): Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands? http://tfl.nu/6ufe

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he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust

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(703): he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust http://tfl.nu/nu3n

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.

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(215): Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions. http://tfl.nu/2ubl

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(510): View more from California

You want to go to a white party at LAX

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Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach

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(510): You want to go to a white party at LAX (1-510): Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach http://tfl.nu/866u

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?

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(908): so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts? http://tfl.nu/ocmm

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(407): View more from Florida

He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.

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(407): He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven. http://tfl.nu/duyw

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walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant

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he should get drunk with us

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(610): walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant (1-610): he should get drunk with us http://tfl.nu/datt

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(440): View more from Ohio

My astrological sign? Vagitarius.

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(440): My astrological sign? Vagitarius. http://tfl.nu/0z0j

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I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.

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(912): I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night. http://tfl.nu/zcqt

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Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased

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(617): Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased http://tfl.nu/sw63

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