in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar