I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.