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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me

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(570): i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me http://tfl.nu/vizy

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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.

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(818): Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me. http://tfl.nu/23e4

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.

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(403): Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now. http://tfl.nu/qiaj

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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight

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(203): I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight http://tfl.nu/ncr8

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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was

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(248): he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was http://tfl.nu/zwm2

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(970): View more from Colorado

Oh. He liked you.

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Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."

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(970): Oh. He liked you. (970): Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado." http://tfl.nu/je5x

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(845): View more from New York

u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap

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(845): u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap http://tfl.nu/abw0

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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.

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(339): I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. http://tfl.nu/m237

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(410): View more from Maryland

no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina

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(410): no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina http://tfl.nu/z7tk

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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free

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(613): i told him im from Canada, abortion is free http://tfl.nu/em2l

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(954): View more from Florida

so i told him i still liked him. he laughed

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well, your crazy. what did you expect?

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(954): so i told him i still liked him. he laughed (1-954): well, your crazy. what did you expect? http://tfl.nu/3mre

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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.

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(951): now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria. http://tfl.nu/9jm0

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(727): View more from Florida

please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me

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(727): please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me http://tfl.nu/y5hr

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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom

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(847): she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom http://tfl.nu/dcxm

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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS

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dude...come out of the closet already

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(912): i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS (1-912): dude...come out of the closet already http://tfl.nu/3iv6

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