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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk

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(702): View more from Nevada

they just started filling water ballons with vodka.

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on my way.

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(438): View more from Quebec

I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.

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(510): View more from California

You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..

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(614): View more from Ohio

He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?

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