scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.