im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.