You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.