As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She told me I should be a condom model.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.