Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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