Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There r osticjed everywhere
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better