Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away