I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.