Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.