currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions