I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
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Atta girl... set those standards high!
YES!!! This is perfect!
Make it a Pappy Van Winkle and you're golden
didn't know anyone else drank van winkle... I'm in love with the 12 year