First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just found a bag of teeth...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.