Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.