Texts From Last Night

Favorite
(850): View more from Florida

It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(850): It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking http://tfl.nu/828r

Replies (27) Good night (983) Bad night (2562) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

Eric got herpes from Jo-ann

(914): View more from New York

That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): Eric got herpes from Jo-ann (914): That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian http://tfl.nu/xico

Replies (48) Good night (636) Bad night (2674)
Favorite
(402): View more from Nebraska

Chicken burrito, or no deal.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

Is that code for my vagina?

(402): View more from Nebraska

Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(402): Chicken burrito, or no deal. (1-402): Is that code for my vagina? (402): Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito http://tfl.nu/ldfv

Replies (30) Good night (4121) Bad night (889)
Favorite
(818): View more from California

We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(818): We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier http://tfl.nu/rs4k

Replies (25) Good night (3936) Bad night (610)
Favorite
(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(570): I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country. http://tfl.nu/gt5r

Replies (119) Good night (745) Bad night (3050) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(734): View more from Michigan

I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(734): I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians. http://tfl.nu/rppl

Replies (118) Good night (37781) Bad night (1290)
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

I should injure you considerably.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so. (1-847): I should injure you considerably. http://tfl.nu/3r9j

Replies (86) Good night (3892) Bad night (1449) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it. http://tfl.nu/vsdn

Replies (13) Good night (789) Bad night (1823) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket. http://tfl.nu/p1i6

Replies (29) Good night (6329) Bad night (577) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(216): View more from Ohio

He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(216): He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract. http://tfl.nu/wrx8

Replies (26) Good night (593) Bad night (2808) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard. http://tfl.nu/xsvt

Replies (23) Good night (2729) Bad night (718) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(267): i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts? (267): i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about. http://tfl.nu/nsac

Replies (51) Good night (3200) Bad night (841)
Favorite
(250): View more from British Columbia

She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(250): She looked kinda like Mario Batali? http://tfl.nu/17rh

Replies (23) Good night (423) Bad night (2723) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(631): View more from New York

Can you return condoms to CVS?

(516): View more from New York

Only if you return your pride as well.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(631): Can you return condoms to CVS? (516): Only if you return your pride as well. http://tfl.nu/vx1b

Replies (32) Good night (584) Bad night (3538)
Favorite
(905): View more from Toronto

So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(905): So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises http://tfl.nu/ed2j

Replies (15) Good night (1490) Bad night (656) Order T-Shirt

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: