Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.