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  • 77 34
    Submitted by crockpot on Mar 23, 12 at 1:12pm
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    They were before too

  • 66 50
    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 23, 12 at 4:03pm
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    Boobs depreciate quicker than cars though. They hold value until they're about 30, then the value falls quickly as gravity takes over.

    • 48 49
      Submitted by Donotdiscard on Mar 23, 12 at 5:09pm
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      I think if it's full of silicon, maybe not?

      • 14 9
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 25, 12 at 9:45pm
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        SILICONE, with an 'E', goddammit.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by vinnyc1 on Mar 23, 12 at 1:45pm
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    Nice so when can we test drive them?

  • 51 53
    Submitted by MeOlly on Mar 23, 12 at 1:12pm
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    So are mine! :)

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Mar 23, 12 at 2:38pm
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    While I've never heard it stated before, it's probably true for 75%\nof strippers. They drive crappy cars.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by jacquestrip on Mar 25, 12 at 7:55pm
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    Just because you spend money on them doesn't mean their value goes up.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by evolwayz on Mar 23, 12 at 5:35pm
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    And your soul is worth even less then the car

  • 42 55
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Mar 23, 12 at 8:22pm
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    Evolwayz- fake tits don't make you a bad person!