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  • 98 50
    Submitted by crockpot on Mar 23, 12 at 1:12pm

    They were before too

  • 79 73
    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 23, 12 at 4:03pm

    Boobs depreciate quicker than cars though. They hold value until they're about 30, then the value falls quickly as gravity takes over.

    • 65 67
      Submitted by Donotdiscard on Mar 23, 12 at 5:09pm

      I think if it's full of silicon, maybe not?

      • 29 27
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 25, 12 at 9:45pm

        SILICONE, with an 'E', goddammit.

  • 75 70
    Submitted by vinnyc1 on Mar 23, 12 at 1:45pm

    Nice so when can we test drive them?

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Mar 23, 12 at 2:38pm

    While I've never heard it stated before, it's probably true for 75%\nof strippers. They drive crappy cars.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by MeOlly on Mar 23, 12 at 1:12pm

    So are mine! :)

  • 63 77
    Submitted by jacquestrip on Mar 25, 12 at 7:55pm

    Just because you spend money on them doesn't mean their value goes up.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Mar 23, 12 at 8:22pm

    Evolwayz- fake tits don't make you a bad person!

  • 67 91
    Submitted by evolwayz on Mar 23, 12 at 5:35pm

    And your soul is worth even less then the car