No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....