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(519): View more from Ontario

so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?

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(519): so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out? http://tfl.nu/i75k

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(847): View more from Illinois

It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.

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with a sacreligious after taste.

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(847): It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut. (1-847): with a sacreligious after taste. http://tfl.nu/wzar

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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(618): id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga. http://tfl.nu/30m7

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(831): View more from California

I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.

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Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable

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(831): I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines. (1-831): Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable http://tfl.nu/f2l0

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey kate, how is it?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.

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(267): Hey kate, how is it? (610): sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving. http://tfl.nu/94qm

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling

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on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid

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(215): So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling (215): on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid http://tfl.nu/4rn1

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(623): View more from Arizona

just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"

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(623): just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!" http://tfl.nu/ezhs

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(415): View more from California

JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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(415): JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP http://tfl.nu/adca

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

its not stalking. its research.

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(610): its not stalking. its research. http://tfl.nu/qywi

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(513): View more from Ohio

some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving

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(513): some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving http://tfl.nu/s2es

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.

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(402): I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed. http://tfl.nu/mbr1

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(209): View more from California

is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?

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yes...dear jesus what did you do?

(209): View more from California

bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.

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(209): is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers? (1-209): yes...dear jesus what did you do? (209): bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off. http://tfl.nu/27hf

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(909): View more from California

It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity

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Something's gotta give!

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(909): It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity (909): Something's gotta give! http://tfl.nu/w8ji

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

he's my edward cullen

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I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.

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(202): he's my edward cullen (770): I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow. http://tfl.nu/ql06

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(310): View more from California

if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right

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(310): if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right http://tfl.nu/zv74

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