you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.