nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.