I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night