The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Small penises have feelings too.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles