I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.