It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.